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HOW TO BE A DOCTOR (after Stephen Leacock) IIDate: 2015-10-07; view: 744. Начало формы The patient ___ (to rise). The doctor ___ (to look) him over carefully without speaking and then suddenly ___ (to give) him a blow in the stomach that ___ (to make) him speechless. The doctor ___ (to walk) over to the window and ___ (to read) the morning paper for a while. Then he ___ (to turn) and ___ (to begin) to speak, more to himself than to his patient. Then the doctor ___ (to turn) suddenly and ___ (to give) him another blow under the heart. Then the doctor ___ (to go) behind the patient and ___ (give) him a powerful blow in the back. "___ you ___ (to feel) that?" he ___ (to say). "I ___ (to do)", the patient ___ (say). Can you feel that?" he ___ (to say) as the patient ___ (to fall) over on the sofa. "Get up", the doctor ___ (to say) and ___ (to count) ten. "Hum!" he ___ (to say), "there ___ (to be) some anesthesia of the tympanum". "Is that so?" the patient ___ (to say). "What can I do about it, Doctor?" "Well", the doctor ___ (to say), "I ___ (to want) you to keep very quiet, you ___ (to have) to go to bed and stay there and keep quiet".
"What about diet, Doctor?" the patient ___ (to ask). The answer to this question ___ (to depend) on how the doctor ___ (to feel) and whether it ___ (to be) long since he ___ (to have) a meal himself. If it ___ (to be) late in the morning and the doctor ___ (to be) hungry he ___ (to say), "Oh, eat well, don't be afraid of it, eat meat, vegetables, anything you ___ (to like)". But if the doctor ___ just ___ (to have) lunch he ___ (to say), "I ___ (not to want) you to eat anything at all, absolutely nothing; it ___ (not to hurt) you".
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